Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Completed the trials and launched a sea-worthy vessel!

Achieved a maximum score in Maps & Markers

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Lick the Hanging Glider

Thrash the Goathenge

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Do no evil

I'm sorry about my goat