Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Keep an Ally alive for an entire combat while they take twice their max Health in damage

Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Loot 100 Biohazard items

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.