They go down slowly...

Damn! I'm a watchman, not a gardener!

To cola! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems!

if you can dodge a wrench...

I sleep with the fishes.

I carry bricks with me everywhere I go.

I had no choice... It was me or it!

No, Really, Don't!

Easy!

Barbecue time!

Never tempt fate...

You don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty

My Doctor said I should drink more!