Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
3/18/2021
4:17:26 AM
Rare 36.3%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
3/18/2021
1:47:03 AM
Rare 35.2%
Spin Doctor
In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.
3/17/2021
4:26:08 AM
Common 88.5%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
3/15/2021
8:23:36 PM
Rare 44.3%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
3/15/2021
11:32:02 AM
Common 55.4%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
3/15/2021
9:57:56 AM
Rare 12.9%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
3/15/2021
9:41:52 AM
Common 54.3%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
3/15/2021
9:40:27 AM
Common 50.7%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
3/15/2021
3:23:33 AM
Rare 40.9%
MANDVCARE STERCORE
Do what has to be done to summon Our Dark Lord Satan.
3/15/2021
2:07:53 AM
Common 69.4%
