Listen to a lot of what Monika has to say.

Write a perfect poem for Yuri.

Ruin the game.

Write a poem in 20 seconds or less.

Start a New Game.

Spend enough time during the poem minigame for the music to loop.

Pick up all the special rocks in the mission "Singing in the Rocks" before any go down the drain.

Elude the law enforcers 3 times in a row in the same vehicle outside of a mission.

Achieve and maintain the maximum level of alert for 3 minutes outside of a mission.

Complete all the game missions, including all tasks.

Unlock all vehicles (excluding vehicles unlocked at the police station).

Complete level 10 in all race tasks.

Complete level 10 in the task "Taxi!".