Complete Mission 2

Obtain the Launch Ability

Obtain the Service Weapon

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.