50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You checked out some important messages.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You survived Elderwood National Park.