Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
3/29/2016
6:59:33 PM
Common 66.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
3/29/2016
6:34:18 PM
Rare 15.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
3/29/2016
4:07:10 PM
Common 71.5%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
3/29/2016
4:04:26 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
3/29/2016
2:14:55 AM
Common 70.2%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
3/29/2016
1:10:14 AM
Rare 46.7%
Meticulous Collector
Acquire all items available in hard time attack
3/28/2016
2:58:29 AM
Ultra Rare 0.9%
Resistance
Endure being sucked into the light for over 1 minute in the ending
3/22/2016
1:26:56 AM
Rare 10.5%