Win the brick throwing contest

Use bricks or bottles to lure an infected into attacking a human

Complete Part 1

Find all Firefly pendants

Find all workbenches

Fully upgrade a weapon

Open all safes

Replace the King Wash facia and make your father proud

Lose everything and end up working at the Bestwurst

Thump 333 Gophers

Visit all of the tourist destinations in Bugai

Shrink the King Wash to expand Arcade Paradise

Clear any song with a perfect score on Cyber Dance