Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
2/5/2020
7:58:29 AM
Rare 15.3%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
2/4/2020
10:06:29 PM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
2/4/2020
10:02:30 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
2/4/2020
8:08:42 PM
Rare 14.2%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
2/4/2020
8:05:28 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
2/4/2020
8:01:03 PM
Very Rare 9.0%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
2/4/2020
7:58:19 PM
Rare 13.8%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
2/4/2020
7:57:00 PM
Very Rare 9.6%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
2/4/2020
7:55:50 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
2/4/2020
7:51:42 PM
Ultra Rare 1.6%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
2/4/2020
7:45:11 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
2/4/2020
7:40:19 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
2/4/2020
4:19:29 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
2/4/2020
2:24:44 PM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
2/4/2020
2:20:26 PM
Rare 10.1%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
2/4/2020
2:14:03 PM
Rare 21.8%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
2/4/2020
1:53:01 PM
Rare 16.5%
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
2/4/2020
9:18:48 AM
Ultra Rare 1.9%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
2/4/2020
9:17:21 AM
Common 51.3%