You've collected all of the available costumes.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've spent $500.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.