Cleared a Quest while wearing an accessory with negative effects.
"That was kinda tough. Did you ever think about taking on the strongest enemy in the game at Level 1? Or putting on a CPU Chastity Be--ow! Ow...ow, just...ow."
Selected Blanc and either Rom or Ram for a Quest.
"You can only pick two in this game, so I bet one of those kidlets cried over this. Blanc sure is lucky to have two kids who love her that much!"
Selected the two Gamindustri journalists for a Quest.
"I had no idea they were such forces to be reckoned with! Well, guess this gives me time to play some games...er...time to...uh...catch up on work."
Selected Noire and Uni for a Quest.
"One acts contrary, and the other acts contrary about the contrary comment! At least they seem to enjoy saying what they don't mean to each other."
Cleared Chapter 2 in Story mode.
"Forgot to do some Quests? It's okay, my completionist buddy. You can take care of them whenever. Those pesky newsies will appreciate it!"
Used all characters in Quests.
"Who's your fave? It's cool, I won't get jealous if you don't say me. I say that because I know you'll say me anyway. I just wanted to play it cool."
Selected Vert and Nepgear for a Quest.
"This joke again?! WHYYYYY?! Why do they get a trophy, developers?! Vert's getting way too attached to Nep Jr., so...please, just give her a little sister."
Uncovered Irregular Quest conditions.
"This was originally a programming glitch, so maybe it should've been removed. Huh? Oh, sorry, I'm told that's taking breaking the 4th wall TOO far."
Cleared Chapter 1 in Story mode.
"Take your time and enjoy clearing Quests, or speed through the story-related ones. Captain Nep says, the power is yours!"
Performed a 999-hit combo.
"Pretty skillful use of button mashing! I bet you had to make sure the enemies wouldn't all turn to mincement first, didn't ya?"
Triggered Costume Break during a Quest.
"Do we get stronger the more skin we show? Even if it helps us complete Quests, none of us really want to stay like this for long. CPUs have feelings too, y'know!"