Remove all spears from Trico as quickly as possible.

Reach the end of the game in 30 hours or less.

Have Trico catch a thrown barrel in mid-air 20 times or more.

Defeat 10 or more suits of armor by removing their heads.

Land on Trico's back after being propelled upwards from a cart.

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Flush 50 objects through time

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Try to flush the hamster

Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)