The player has fully upgraded three weapons

The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Breach the water on the back of a blue whale.

Leap from the water.

Perform a flip while riding a creature.

Witness predation while meditating.

The player has restored the forests of Arcadia

The player has purchased every slot in one of the Plasmid or Tonic tracks

The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

They already took one family from her, and like hell she's going to let them do it again.

Complete Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut.

The joke is that she's not a joke.