You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Complete the grand finale of A Cause to Daikon For.

Cooked for the first time. Don't worry about messing up, just keep challenging yourself!

Obtain all the talismans.

Bury 100 sets of bones.

Obtain a talisman.

Defeat a boss while in the Monster Cat form.