Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.

Complete thy quest by rescuing yonder queen.

Get all other trophies in the game

Flush 50 objects through time

Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Try to put something metal in the microwave

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Unsheathe 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area.

Reach level 50.