You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Acquired your personal CREO companion drone

Defeated the Pacification Automaton X

Nathaniel - Do not shoot Nathaniel

Lexington Station - Knock down at least 50 passers-by

Paparazzi - Leave home without being spotted by the journalists