Complete 100% of Story Mode

Reach personal level 10 in XP

Defeated Shardbearer Mohg

Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Got all trophies

Completed the game in Scottish Gaelic

Listen to every optional phonecall

Die in all possible ways

Died from falling into the sea five times in different places

Spot a monster while leaning

Talk to everyone in the Intro

Spend too much time in the shower room

Completed the game without sprinting for more than 10 total minutes