You were reborn from the Well of Souls, and have escaped Allestar Tower.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.