Shifting Sands
The beetle came with drumbeats' call, and left with waves' gentle fall.
2/13/2025
11:02:28 PM
Rare 46.0%
Creative Concoction
Tonics are well and good, but not to be wolfed like food!
2/12/2025
2:57:50 AM
Common 54.5%
Blazing Black Wind
Of all things to learn, you chose to play with fire?
2/9/2025
5:55:31 AM
Common 60.4%
Temple of Taint
Now at an end is the elder's long wait for the journeyer.
2/9/2025
2:45:08 AM
Common 57.0%
A Spark of Thought
Nothing sparks your talents more than a spark of thought.
2/4/2025
1:54:24 AM
Common 82.8%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
2/2/2025
7:35:23 PM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
2/2/2025
8:17:33 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
2/2/2025
4:39:34 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
2/2/2025
1:11:12 AM
Common 78.0%
Laurence, the First Vicar
Defeat the beast that was once Laurence, the First Vicar.
2/1/2025
6:44:29 AM
Rare 10.3%
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower
Defeat Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower.
2/1/2025
6:21:08 AM
Rare 13.3%