You never know when you need protection from the elements

My, what a curious song you play!

Creative, efficient, brutal. Top of the class!

Unorthodox, but they all count!

Relax, she heard you!

Nothing of us remains in the wilderness

What did you expect to see in there?

Sell all the gas stamps before the time runs out.

Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Find at least one collectible in the game.

Complete Chapter 1.

Completed the game on Classic difficulty