Create the Ocelot Time Paradox

CQC Hold up an enemy

Make Snake throw up

CQC Slam a guard and knock him out

Achieve a camouflage index of +90%

Sweet sixteen. Snuff said.

Finish Chapter One

Uncover Lyegrove's secret

You convinced the smooth-talking politician Bill Taggart to tell the truth in public.

Knock out 100 enemies in a single playthrough.

Collect all trophies

Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Unlock demolition perk 5