Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Complete memory sequence 1.

Complete the Prologue

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You sold 300 junk items.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Create a MUT Team.

Beat Josh Butterly in the Longshot Throwing Game.