While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

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