Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Purchase something from Baku the Voiceless in New Game+.

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Quit the game and then start it again.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Complete The Stanley Parable.

No seriously, we disabled it.

Win a Legends Rivals match.

Complete the final wave in a gold Survival.

Complete all Legends Mode stories on a single difficulty.

Embrace your new identity.

Obtain all trophies.