Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Defeat 20 enemies while semi-primed (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).

Use the Standard or Accelerato Boost with Octane or Backfire while playing in Urban Central

Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Score your first Goal

Find all artifacts and journal entries

Find all workbenches

Unlock every safe

Find all training manuals

Learn 25 player upgrades

Dry a Sponge in a Furnace.

Create and fully power a Beacon.

Eat the Orange that appears after eating a set number of Pac-Dots in Round 3 or 4!