You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.