Max out 3 projectile weapons

Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Defeat the Mechameleon

Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Fly through 20 hoops

Conquer the Nukular ant hive

Guide 10 enemies into flaming turrets

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Acquired all trophies.

Defeated the redscale dragon from the Book of Apocalypse.

Mastered all Archetypes with the protagonist.

Won 30 consecutive Gold Class battles at the coliseum.

Finished reading all the books.