Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
4/29/2009
11:33:06 PM
Rare 11.2%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
4/29/2009
10:52:19 PM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
4/29/2009
10:50:13 PM
Rare 17.7%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
4/29/2009
10:08:12 PM
Rare 19.5%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
4/29/2009
10:04:50 PM
Rare 19.8%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
4/29/2009
6:45:52 PM
Rare 20.1%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
4/29/2009
6:32:39 PM
Rare 25.6%
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
4/29/2009
6:21:32 PM
Very Rare 9.6%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
4/29/2009
5:58:49 PM
Rare 12.7%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
4/29/2009
5:35:55 PM
Rare 26.0%
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
4/29/2009
5:07:27 PM
Rare 11.3%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
4/29/2009
4:58:40 PM
Rare 25.8%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
4/29/2009
4:21:02 PM
Rare 28.7%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
4/29/2009
4:18:09 PM
Rare 30.8%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
4/29/2009
4:07:34 PM
Rare 28.6%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
4/29/2009
3:52:34 PM
Rare 29.4%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
4/29/2009
3:40:50 PM
Rare 38.8%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
4/29/2009
3:25:02 PM
Rare 10.2%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
4/29/2009
3:04:56 PM
Rare 28.4%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
4/29/2009
2:20:36 PM
Rare 11.5%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
4/29/2009
2:20:20 PM
Rare 40.4%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
4/29/2009
2:04:33 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
4/29/2009
1:33:59 PM
Rare 14.4%