If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does one hand clap?

Taking a leaf of absence.

Interrupt a Slakebeast with Drax's Call to Action.

Who's a good boy?

Complete Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy.

Complete Chapter 16.

Defeat Grand Unifier Raker.

Defeat 20 enemies with Rocket's Five Barrel Barrage.

Defeat 15 Staggered enemies with a Charged Shot.

Invest in all Special Abilities for all Companions.

Defeat 10 enemies with Gamora's Executioner ability.

Find half of the Guardian Collectibles.

Sure, I can take care of that, neighbour.