Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You changed batteries 100 times.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

Ascend 50 vertical launch poles.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!