Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa

Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Find Lynn

Loot 100 Biohazard items

Equip powers from 2 different classes

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.