You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.