Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
4/18/2025
2:37:03 AM
Ultra Rare 3.8%
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
4/18/2025
2:27:53 AM
Very Rare 7.3%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
4/18/2025
1:50:49 AM
Very Rare 8.8%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
4/18/2025
1:49:24 AM
Very Rare 8.8%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
4/17/2025
11:43:22 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
4/17/2025
11:32:59 PM
Very Rare 5.7%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
4/17/2025
11:21:41 PM
Rare 13.6%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
4/17/2025
11:02:25 PM
Ultra Rare 1.2%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
4/17/2025
10:57:18 PM
Rare 10.7%
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
4/17/2025
10:51:21 PM
Rare 12.9%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
4/17/2025
10:34:08 PM
Rare 16.0%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
4/17/2025
10:05:09 PM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
4/17/2025
8:28:17 PM
Rare 17.5%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
4/17/2025
8:14:55 PM
Very Rare 9.8%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
4/17/2025
8:00:18 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
4/17/2025
7:52:53 PM
Ultra Rare 3.3%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
4/17/2025
7:46:01 PM
Rare 26.8%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
4/17/2025
6:38:37 PM
Rare 37.9%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
4/17/2025
6:38:25 PM
Very Rare 8.4%
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
4/17/2025
6:33:54 PM
Rare 45.0%
Phone Home
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
4/16/2025
11:08:47 PM
Common 54.9%