Make 5 Perfect Release shots in a single game.

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You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Learn all player upgrades