Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
7/6/2021
8:44:52 PM
Rare 36.3%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
7/5/2021
6:12:49 PM
Rare 44.3%
Little Baggy
Collect 2 of either Roid Rage, The Virus, Growth Hormones, Experimental Treatment, or Speed Ball
7/4/2021
1:48:34 PM
Rare 40.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
6/27/2021
6:45:53 PM
Common 55.4%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
6/26/2021
11:12:05 AM
Common 50.7%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
6/24/2021
7:47:51 PM
Common 54.3%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
6/23/2021
7:53:58 PM
Rare 40.9%
Back to the Lab
Practice in TRAINING. What's important for a sumo is daily training... Head-to-head training that is!
6/14/2021
8:34:29 PM
Rare 46.2%
Aye Spy with My Little Aye
Earn 200 Vanquishes as a Captain Deadbeard
6/9/2021
4:37:21 PM
Ultra Rare 3.5%