Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.