You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've spent $500.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.