You survived a 6 star wanted level for a full 5 minutes.

Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've spent $500.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.