Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
7/16/2014
6:44:36 AM
Rare 15.8%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
7/16/2014
6:13:10 AM
Common 58.8%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
7/16/2014
5:52:35 AM
Rare 48.6%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
7/16/2014
1:19:19 AM
Rare 10.2%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
7/15/2014
9:15:47 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
7/14/2014
6:08:33 PM
Common 71.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
7/13/2014
11:32:05 PM
Common 66.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
7/13/2014
3:37:17 PM
Common 70.2%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
7/13/2014
1:38:59 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
