You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Completed Chapter 6 of Episode 1

Completed Chapter 4 of Episode 1

Completed Chapter 2 of Episode 1

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.