Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
6/15/2016
2:43:00 AM
Common 50.7%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
6/14/2016
11:42:06 PM
Rare 12.9%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
6/14/2016
11:26:59 PM
Common 54.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
6/14/2016
10:22:33 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
6/14/2016
8:23:04 PM
Common 55.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
6/14/2016
3:53:05 PM
Rare 40.9%
Trials and Tribulations
Solve the first Trial in Scotland in 10 moves or less
5/19/2016
7:42:58 PM
Ultra Rare 3.1%
Ghost in the Cemetery
Get through Scotland cemetery combat encounter without killing or being seen
5/19/2016
7:21:29 PM
Ultra Rare 1.4%
Knee-Deep in the Dead
Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.
5/18/2016
4:30:43 PM
Rare 21.9%
