While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've spent $500.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.