You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Escaped the creature in the water in Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Some victims died, some lived in Amnesia: Justine.

Not a single victim died in Amnesia: Justine.

Rescued Special Bot trapped in Cooling Springs.

Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Take out 75 enemies using baguette