You've spent $500.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You made friends with half of South Park.