Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2/22/2015
2:24:45 PM
Common 66.5%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2/22/2015
2:23:44 PM
Rare 10.2%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2/21/2015
2:39:50 PM
Rare 15.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2/21/2015
1:18:00 PM
Common 71.5%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2/20/2015
11:26:43 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2/20/2015
10:21:25 PM
Common 70.2%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2/20/2015
7:12:55 PM
Rare 46.7%
