Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Alice enjoyed a ride on the merry-go-round

Markus got enough parts

Complete 1 level in hard mode

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Serve a bloody mary

Scratch two compact disc records

Find and utilize a bidet

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Shatter all vases in the shop

Consume one brain steeped sandwich