Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Overcome your first enemy and ccomplete level 7.

Complete the first level.

Die the first time.

Defeat the second boss.

Find the Tonic of Fortitude.

Open a 100 fruits fence.

Find your first silver key.

Get more health.

Find the Club.