Completed Chapter 3 of Episode 1

Attempt to craft a lever at the crafting table

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.