Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
6/18/2016
3:37:33 AM
Rare 44.3%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
6/16/2016
1:36:11 AM
Rare 12.9%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
6/16/2016
1:32:03 AM
Common 50.7%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
6/16/2016
1:00:12 AM
Common 54.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
6/16/2016
12:16:21 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
6/14/2016
4:35:02 AM
Common 55.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
6/14/2016
3:32:57 AM
Rare 40.9%
